Red Team
It finds where your business cracks — before a paying customer does.
What it does
The Red Team is five adversarial reviewer personas that stress whatever you hand them the way real difficult customers would: your marketing's claims, your website's promises, your prices, your plans. Submit anything — a price change, a new service plan, an ad, your website copy, a big idea — and all five go to work on it, each from their own angle, then report exactly where it cracks: the claim you can't back up, the question that stumps you, the math that doesn't survive contact. Five angles, one report, severity-ranked — so you fix the biggest crack first.
Two panels, two jobs. For your ideas and plans — five advisors: The Skeptic, The Hacker, The Customer, The Accountant and The Pessimist stress-test a price change, a service plan, an ad or a business idea and hand back one report, most serious problem first.
For every marketing post — three advisors: The Neighbor reads it like someone scrolling past. The Claims Checker questions every promise and number. The Owner's Reputation asks whether you'd be proud to have your name on it. A fourth check, The Rules Check, compares every word to your own marketing rules — no AI involved, so it never misses. A post passes when all three advisors answer and nothing is CRITICAL.
- The Skeptic — challenges every assumption and finds the logical flaws before the market does
- The Hacker — hunts for the ways your setup can be broken or abused; thinks like the person you never want calling
- The Customer — reads everything as your end user: is the value obvious, would a real person in your town buy this?
- The Accountant — attacks the economics: cost overruns, unsustainable pricing, ROI gaps
- The Pessimist — worst-case scenarios and project-killing failure modes, so you're never surprised by them
Why it saves you time and money
Every crack it finds is a one-star review that never got written and a lost job that never happened. Mystery-shopper services charge per audit and test once; your Red Team is on staff and tests whenever you ask.
Why it's different
No small-business software ships an adversary. Everyone sells you tools that say yes; this one is paid to find the no before your market does. It exists because we build everything in this product by trying to break it first — and we productized that habit for you.
How to use it
1. Test an idea
Open Red Team from your Home screen, paste what you're thinking of doing — "raise my service-call fee from $89 to $109" — and tap Run the panel. The report ranks every problem by severity, with the hard questions to answer first.
2. Read a post's review
On your Marketing page, every draft shows the panel's verdict. Tap it to see what each advisor found and the exact words to change.
3. Act on it
Tap Revise with the Red Team's notes for a fixed draft, edit the words yourself, or use Post anyway if you disagree — the decision is always yours.
4. Keep it tidy
Each review in your history has Delete.
New here? Follow the Getting Started guide.
One staff, one memory, one rule: you approve anything that goes out the door. Every agent shares what the others know — a quote becomes a number, the number shows up in your CEO's Today card — and your data lives in your business's own private, isolated vault with a tamper-evident audit trail. See Data & Privacy for exactly how we protect it.
